I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I can't put those talents on a resume
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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