I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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