I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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