$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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