Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
did i walk over a car last night?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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