And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You've changed since you got that strap on
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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