Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
The ass gains better be worth it
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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