No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
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I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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