so let's talk penis.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
These tits shall not be calmed
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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