I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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