And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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