They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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