Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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