So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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