ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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