I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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