are you still at the devil's house?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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