he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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