He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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