isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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