they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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