i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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