So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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