i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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