that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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