your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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