ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
this will be a night to untag.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
It's blow job season.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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