I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Randomize