I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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