I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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