bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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