so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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