I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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