nut hugger
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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