There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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