I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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