ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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