Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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