how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Randomize
