physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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