I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
The power of my boobs compel you
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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