The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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