Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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