Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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