i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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