brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
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