i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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