no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I think your dad took our porno
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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