I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
My vagina just recognized that song.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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