Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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