Midget sex pt 2 tonight
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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