good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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