i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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