i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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