I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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